Red rag to a Bull


Never trust the Welshies

Who fart at ten to three.

Mischievous by nature.

They pee upon the tree.


The Welshies like to lie

To see what one will say.

Cymru is a nation

Of life, love and decay.


Do not talk to Taffies.

They shit inside one’s head.

Masturbate with sheepdogs

Or little boys instead.


Never trust the Welshies.

You know it makes such sense.

I am writing these words

Within the present tense.


Laugh at yourself, Cymru.

The sun is in the sky.

If it were not for you,

Then paradise would die.


Hywel Davies


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